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Fuck All This Bullshit, Silent Bob
11.13.04 (2:11 pm)   [edit]
I'm gone... spent all day moving what rants were still here (fucking tBlog erased all of my great rants and will pay dearly).

I'm now at http://h8fueled.blogspot.com if anyone's interested. If you've been with me from the beginning, please stick around for the ride because I've got all sorts of fun stuff planned.

The only issue with Blogger is that I have to add your email address so you can get notified when updates happen. Lemme know if you'd like this (in the comments section, or in person) and I'll hook it up.

It's been a fun ride here at tBlog, but in the end the sporadic downtimes of their servers and the fact that they ERASED A SHITLOAD OF MY RANTS has made me move on. NO more slow load times, no more "t-bucks". I'm fucking ghost.

adios, fuckers
trevordanger
 
My Spite Will Not Be Passed Down To Future Generations
11.11.04 (5:00 pm)   [edit]
Alright, I'm getting tired of tBlog being down every other day, and the wait to fucking log in and post shit is retarded. I realize it's free (or at least the version I'M using is free) so I can't bitch that much about that.

But I CAN bitch about their supposed "lifetime archiving" feature.

I'm looking to move my blog to something more productive and better-kept, and the fuckers have either deleted my posts from last year or made it so I can copy them.

Bullshit.

All of my "classic" rants are nowhere to be found, and the old website I used to post them http://www.electricdiary.com, which fucking blows even more) has erased my shit.

So, what you see is what I've done. My 2003 blogs, witty as they were, are no more. Fuckers.

So, look for a move soon. I'll keep you posted and set everyone up who's interested with emails. Please post if you are interested, and I don't already know you.

BTW - Veterans Day... God Bless EVERYONE who lays their life down for Bush's tyranny and global conquests. All of those who have died or served in ANY war are truly heroes in my eyes (my father especially). Those of my generation who are dying DAILY deserve more respect than our so-called "Commander-In-Chief" doesn't give them. My hat off to you, no sarcasm at all.
 
My Insane Girlfriend (and Bush Still Fucking Sucks)
11.10.04 (6:03 am)   [edit]
Thought I would take a brief respite from ranting and frothing over every single fucking jackass who put Bush into office, just for a little funny story.

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Last night, I was heading to bed around 11:30 p.m. My lovely girlfriend had already been asleep for about an hour. I was creeping in, all fucking ninja-like, trying not to disturb her by turning on lights.

So, I'm feeling walls and tripping over clothes and all that, just so I don't wake her. Then, in the dark, I hear THIS question:

"[i]Mmm... baby? Did you bring the [mumble]?"[/i]

Now, I didn't hear her, but she's obviously awake.

"[i]What? Did I bring the what?"[/i]

[i]"The penipede..."[/i]

"[i]The [b]WHAT[/b]?"[/i]

[i]"Did you bring the penipede?"[/i]

Now, you're all thinking the EXACT thing I'm thinking. I ask the obvious question:

[i]"What the fuck is a 'penipede', baby?"[/i]

She mumbles something and tries to ignore me. Now, I'm fucking pissed because she knows some magic word that I don't. Is it code for something? Did she say the password to some stash of Nazi gold in the Swiss mountains?

I HAD to know what this "penipede" thing was.

[i]"What the fuck is a penipede? And why should I have it?"[/i]

"[i]You know... it's a plant, shaped like a firetruck..." [/i]she mumbled.

{Let that sink in for a bit... I can wait...}

...
...
...

Now, I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. She's crazy with sleep. But not only did she ask me for a made-up word, she actually could [b]DESCRIBE[/b] the fucking thing!

So, kids, make sure you use this year's new "hip" vocabulary word:

[b]PENIPEDE[/b] (n.) ([i]PEN-eh-peed[/i]) A plant that is shaped like a fire-truck.

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Alright, now for a couple of quick links for those who still don't believe that this country is full of idiots.

[b]A Letter To The Editor[/b]
http://www.mcall.com/news/opinion/letters/ all-balboanov08" title="http://www.mcall.com/news/opinion/letters/ all-balboanov08" target="_blank"http://www.mcall.com/news/opi...,0,3274850.story?coll=all-newsopinio nletters-hed
[i]This is legit, folks. Fucking scary that these people are the majority, eh?[/i]

[b]Pharmacists With Moral Agendas[/b]
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=6 76&ncid=716&e=22&u=/usato day/20041109/ts_usatoday/ druggistsrefusetogiveoutp ill" title="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=6 76&ncid=716&e=22&u=/usato day/20041109/ts_usatoday/ druggistsrefusetogiveoutp ill" target="_blank"http://story.news.yahoo.com/n...
[i]Now, that shit is fucked up. It'd be like vegans working at McDonald's not serving you food. FIRED, fuck-o![/i]

And, a shining ray of light for the day:

[b]John Ashcroft Resigns[/b]
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=5 42&ncid=716&e=3&u=/ap/200 41109/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/b ush_cabinet" title="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=5 42&ncid=716&e=3&u=/ap/200 41109/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/b ush_cabinet" target="_blank"http://story.news.yahoo.com/n...
[i]Now, we've only got fucking Rumsfeld, Cheney, and ultimately Bush. A scary side to this is that Bush is just gonna replace Ashcroft with another Jesus-loving robot.[/i]

United States of Jesusland, I salute you!
[i]-trevordanger-[/i]
 
How Can 59,054,087 Americans Be So Fucking Stupid?
11.05.04 (2:14 pm)   [edit]
I got plenty of responses from my last rant, most positive, which makes me feel less hateful. Still, I've got plenty of angst and ire spilling over from Novermber 3rd, or "Black Wednesday."

I ask each and every idiot who re-elected George W. Bush into office to get in line now to serve their country. If you believe in what this cocksucker has done not only to us, but to the rest of the world, fucking step up. Grow some balls and stop hiding behind your bullshit Republican rhetoric. The ultimate justice (besides Bush stepping down for some reason) would be that those who gave that asshole FOUR MORE YEARS would be willing to sacrifice their lives for his oil-fueled hard-on. No Kerry voter should be forced to fight a war they don't believe..

Only now do I realize what the "conscientious objecters" were thinking when they burnt their draft cards and fled to Canuck country.

I've gained a new-found respect for our veterans, in all wars. Those who suffered in Vietnam deserve more respect than I can every give, thanks to Bush providing the mirror up to my generation. Our friends and family are dying every fucking day, and you idiots said "[i]Try again, George! Here's four more years!"[/i]

Actually, you assclowns probably thought "[i]Shee-it, Dubya! You call THAT a fuck-up? Give it another try, champ!"[/i]

I'm still furious, and being surrounded by gloating Republicans fuels this fire. The next cocksucker who boasts about Kerry losing needs to be shipped overseas immediately. You obviously believed in his lies and bullshit, so pay the piper.

In the meantime, here's people writing far more eloquently than I, while still expressing the proper amount of rage.

For the pussies (that chick who posted on my last blog) who can't handle "Potty-Mouth" talking, check out

[url=http://www.michaelmoore.com]Michael Moore's Reasons Not To Slit Your Wrists[/url]

[i]Wait, the same idiots who voted for W already have a personal agenda against Moore. Maybe you need some real fucking spite thrown at you. I've got the solution:[/i]

[url=http://www.tlchicken.com]Wayne's Rant on Tastes Like Chicken[/url]
Scroll down on the main page.

Fuck simple-minded people and who don't think ahead. We're all going to pay the price for your ignorance.

[i]-trevordanger-[/i]
 
America Fucking Sucks
11.03.04 (8:15 am)   [edit]
It's official... I hate this country...

Actually, I don't really hate the country. I love it and my freedom as an American. I fucking detest each and every person who got that fucking douchebag back into office.

When the draft is re-instated, and it will be in the name of Homeland Security (OIL MONEY), I hope they take you fuckers first.

I'm honestly sick to my stomach that America would rather have four more years of destruction than take a chance on a man who might actually pull us out of the shit.

Given the option of digging out of our hole, Americans voted on using more shovels to dig ourselves deeper.

You people* make me sick. Go die.

trevordanger

*THIS RANT DOES NOT APPLY TO THE CLEAR-THINKING PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WAITED IN LINE TO TRY AND OUST THAT FUCKING CHIMP. YOU ARE THE TRUE AMERICANS, AND WE'LL ALL SUFFER DESPITE YOUR VOTE.